A Holiday Message directly from the Goat
The Goat is happy with our work and Christmas presents, so he has decided to send a message to all the Internet. Here it is!
“Dear Internet Inhabitants,
I hope these holidays will bring you anything you need. I am not talking about material things. I am talking about being a better person, about helping people in need, about making the world a better place. I am talking about videogames.
Save the world again or rescue a princess (maybe the same princess you have been rescuing for almost 30 years) … Become a magician or wear a green suit. But above all, play with your loved ones. It doesn’t matter if you kill zombies with them or if you end killing them because they are the zombies. Enjoy the holidays and get ready for the next year. My minions will. Because their lives depend on it.
Happy Holidays and Happy 2014.
PS: If you are considering adopting… Please, forget about cats and dogs. Adopt a goat and your life will be perfect.”
A nice message, isn’t it? I am not allowed to say any other thing anyway.